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Sweet shop aisle at night
Chewy, one piece of lime jelly

CHEWY

ONE PIECE. NOBODY IS SURE HOW OLD.

SHELF LIFE

Four states, one mood

  1. Chewy fresh out of the bag
    STATE 01FRESH

    straight out of the bag, still dusted in sugar

  2. Chewy with a bite taken out
    STATE 02BITTEN

    somebody tried an ear and put me back

  3. Chewy half melted
    STATE 03MELTED

    left on a radiator for one afternoon

  4. Chewy gone hard and stale
    STATE 04STALE

    hard now, and still in the same good mood

Chewy putting up a lost notice for himself

I put up the notice myself. It has my face on it and my own number underneath.

MEANWHILE

Nobody has come to collect me.

THE MIXER

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FIVE OF THEM, ALL VERIFIED BY ME
CHEWYNET WT. ONE (1) PIECE
INGREDIENTS

sugar, glucose, gelatine, one cat

BEST BEFORE

a while ago

STORE

somewhere cool, nobody did

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Chewy out in the world